This is so funny!

There is a website where you can take any webpage, and it will change the words into a 'hick' dialict. It's rather funny.

Here's one of my ghost stories changed:

http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/dialectp.cgi?dialect=redneck&url=http://www.boomspeed.com/eoywin/ghost/carolyn.html&inside=1

And here's the page to change any pages you want:

http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/