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If You Ruled the Land . . . by wackyweasel
Your first name:
How you gained your rule:	Military coup, of course! They never saw it coming . . .Walked in and took the throne while they were at lunchRightful heir!!Strategic poisoning . . .Mind controlAsked for it really nicely, 'pretty please'No idea . . .
Your title is:	The Big Cheese
Your symbol is:	the cat, because cats are fluffy and nice
You rule from:	a floating castle - ABOVE A VOLCANO!!
At your side is:	your huge red dragon, Ringo
Your enforcers, troops, and guards are all:	NINJAS!!!
Your most popular law is:	"Whack Your Boss With A Dead Fish" Day
Your least popular law is:	Banning of people over six foot two
Your worst enemy is:	no longer with us. Foul play? Who, you?
Your popularity rating is:: 41%
Your chance of being overthrown is:: 5%
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